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[batsymbol]

Yeah. He's always hoping I'll do more things like this.

( be bruce wayne rather than the batman. )

But I think he can appreciate someone who's better in the kitchen than I am.

[copsormasks]

Well now you get to.

[Jason cuts a piece for each of them and starts into his own piece.]

That's not really a high bar, Bruce.

[batsymbol]

You don't think so?

( is he making fun of his inability to cook or bake? because, well. he can't call him out on that. )

[copsormasks]

[Maybe a little bit of both! Jason takes a bite of the piece of cake on his plate and chews. It's not great. He's not winning any awards with it, but it's edible and that's what counts.]

Can you even bake?

[batsymbol]

You're really asking me that?

( he can't help but lift a brow at that. )

[copsormasks]

Look, my Bruce never cooked. Ever.

[Jason shrugs as he takes another bite of cake.]

[batsymbol]

I hope you're not expecting me to.

( because that's... it's for the best he doesn't. for both of them. )

[copsormasks]

So I should assume you also can’t bake.

[Jason’s not the best cook, but he can keep them alive.]

[batsymbol]

It's not a wrong assumption to make.

( why do you think he mostly keeps canned goods or non-perishables on hand? )

[copsormasks]

It’s fine. I can make a meal out of dumpster.

[Which he won’t do while the mart lets him take supplies, but in a pinch he can be handy.]